Dad Jokes

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submitted 1 year ago by paddythegeek@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I had to ground him.

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[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Any update? Is he conducting himself properly?

[–] mrbubblesort@kbin.social 14 points 1 year ago

And he didn't put up any resistance to that?

[–] Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ohm my god! Watt was his reaction? And did his trans sister learn the lesson, too?

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Transsister... So bad :)

You got like 3 of those electricity words in there, nice work.

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 year ago

Sounds like a charged situation. Grounded For Chewing It.

[–] snake_case@feddit.uk 9 points 1 year ago

That must have been a bit of a shock

[–] positiveWHAT@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

You are not supposed to chew em son, chugg em.

[–] phillycodehound@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Oh god! LOL 😜