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Essentially, I want us to sound like cavemen.

I'll start:

HomesliceAbe was playing Mario kart and HomesliceAbe's dad couldn't think of name of one of courses (HomesliceAbe thinks name was "Moonview Highway?). HomesliceAbe's dad called course "Homeslice Highway" and HomesliceAbe thought new name was hilarious. Also, HomesliceAbe is big fan of Abraham Lincoln.

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[–] Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Shieldtoad likes turtles. Turtle = schildpad = schild + pad = shield + toad = Shieldtoad

[–] 18107@aussie.zone 4 points 1 year ago

Friend was idiot. Try to tell friend. Only have calculator. Forgot talking was option. Didn't work.

Numbers after iamtrashman1312 name follow 1=A format. iamtrashman1312 dislike police, adopt certain phrase numerical parallel for name. Words just line from meme always make iamtrashman1312 laugh.

Visited lemmy, liked lemmy, saw many beans, like beans.

[–] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

NutButter, because ButtNutter sounds gay.

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[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Grossness is funny.

[–] pezhore@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Like rectangular candy and dispensers. Do almost anything for them many years ago. Now stuck with name.

[–] PinGZ@artemis.camp 4 points 1 year ago

PinGZ pings things for money

[–] jaamesbaxterr@lemmy.ninja 4 points 1 year ago

Good horse. Good horse reads poorly. Games Bookstore becomes jaamesbaxterr

[–] Wage_slave@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

wage_slave is self explanatory. Look at monies. joke ha ha no monies. not even money. Confused unga bunga. Still back to work or punishment.

[–] mishamouse@artemis.camp 4 points 1 year ago

MishaMouse nickname is Misha, and Mouse is like mouse from Mickey Mouse.

[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 year ago

Angry Crow took flight.

[–] fury@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

fury get mad sometimes

[–] megane_kun@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Very old username from time long past. Like anime character wearing eyeglasses.

[–] baconeater@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Baconeater eat bacon. Bacon tasty!

[–] Themadwizardspeaks@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Me mad, me wizard, me speaks

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[–] skunk@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

skunk like skunks

Looked at still pictures in books as kid. Favourite superhero Ironman. RDJ play Ironman. Like. Now name, but make dumb change.

[–] noobdoomguy8658@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago

When kid, play Doom much. Be critical inside, think low of own skills. Also love metal - love 666, love 13. Multiply 666 and 13, get 8658. Combine all - get noobdoomguy8658. Now happy, feel witty.

[–] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

Zoids toy, Zoidberg lobster.

Cadenza plats music. Cadenza also reads Thomas Mathiesen.

[–] CrypticFawn@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Wanted to be slightly edgy but also cute.

Been going by username on other sites/games for many years.

Mashed keyboard for character name while playing oblivion, liked result

Password manager auto-generation

Savecomengs likes trains. Comeng trains getting scrapped. SaveComengs sad.

[–] jecxjo@midwest.social 4 points 1 year ago

Speaks Esperanto, parents gave name, girl speaks Esperanto used diminutive

Wanted something that had no connection to previously used usernames, and also puns are fun.

[–] impudentmortal@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Sassy adventurer speaking to BBEG

[–] Silverseren@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

Silver is related to real name. Seren is Runescape god name.

[–] finbrod@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Contraction of first name and last name put together.

Big beautiful ship that trounced English Fleet during Raid on Medway.

[–] GitProphet@lemmy.sdfeu.org 3 points 1 year ago

version control

Richie Adler was a cool character in Whiz Kids.

[–] smashboy@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Fictional name of square Tetris block. Found humorous and sounded like good name.

[–] 30p87@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

Smashed keyboard because no good free minecraft names

Remove anime

[–] SpicyPeaSoup@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Evolved too funny. Come talk with Grug in cave.

https://kbin.social/m/Talesfromcavesupport

[–] rescnamesCAT@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

was watching vinesauce stream and streamer said AI generated word (recnamesque) souded good for username, rescnamesCAT made modification to word (added s before c, changed que->CAT).

[–] stick2urgunz88@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] chunkystyles@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yo, heads up, 88 is a Nazi thing.

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[–] spaysi@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

spaysi sound almost like spaysi real name, and was nickname when spaysi was little kid… sometimes was called spaysi as mean teasing name, but spaysi take the name and make it own so can’t be used as mean name calling anymore

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