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I'll buy $100m worth of stocks from all the public companies every month.

I'll just invest that into a nice, stable, diverse stock portfolio then, and use the dividends to both live on and start a charitable non-profit. Building shelters, donating to politicians who champion human rights, education, healthcare, founding free clinics, angel investing in co-op businesses, and funding food banks isn't giving away the money after all. it'll be slow going but pay broader dividends down the road.

Quickie marriage with a $100 million prenup

Sleep with pornstar. Excessive hush money. Boom!

Just buy like every house lol. Actually just put in an offer for any house for a 100 mil.

Just buy some commercial property, island, luxury house that is worth 100M, it can be done in less then a week. 3 weeks left to think and organize how to spend 1 billion in 1 day.

Does a Gacha count as gambling? I'm still missing some ZZZ Agents and some Nikkes

I'd spend 100M in a month easily. Especially after I've bankrolled GrapheneOS, Ladybird and all my favourite FOSS projects. They also didn't say anything about charity which IMO isn't gifting. Once I feel like I've sufficiently contributed to society I'd buy a 50ft sailboat, pimp the shit out of it with solar and fuck off forever.

With the billion I'd establish a fund that pays out monthly to any projects I deem worthy and funds all food banks in my local area indefinitely.

Well if everyone has a price, I'm gonna get that girl!

Start a company.

Create a product.

Price it at $100m.

Buy said product from my own company.

Soooo easy, buy some "art" at an auction, probably take me two days.

Buy a supreme Court justice with the first 100M, then the rest of the court with the other Billion.

Overpay for Monero.

The purchase would be the inflation skyrocket making those in...business...with Monero experience short buff on their previous conduct and product supply quality.

This incentivizes them into produce more products no one else can afford. It'll buff their stock and increase their desperation to sell.

I'll be stacked with cash to buy it all with gorram near zero oppositional bids.

If the market is short on Monero for that rate, I can buff the crypto with BTC and Bisq it to what actually fucking matters.

Genie never said they'd give me a 100M to spend in the first place. No way I'd be able to spend 100M that I don't have.

I'm gonna buy 100 million tacos. That should provide adequate sustenance for the doctor who marathon.

Just pay for a couple people's cancer hospital bills.

Easy when there are bad people you're interested in.

Buy 100M worth of drones with ammo and transportation, only I'll have to find somebody from former Artsakh Defense Army to ask where.

Or maybe just buy samples of anthrax, bubonic plague, some particular nasty kind of covid and other such nice things, lots of pests able to carry them and, of course, rodents, bribe lots of people on my way and bring all that stuff to Baku.

Brewsters millions would be so easy in 2024. Just train some AI.

I buy a boat

Warhammer!!