Keep in mind they usually travel in pairs!
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Ooh, someone’s from a fancy pants big city where the cops went to high school.
What rolls down stairs
Alone or in pairs
Roll over your neighbors dog
Who will roll you down the stairs
Confiscate your wares
May even shoot your dog
It's cops, cops, cops!
It's hogs, hogs, hogs
As luck would have it, I've got a similar number of hands
As luck would have it, I’ve got a similar number of anuses.
The recommended number of anuses is one
Btw this is a parody account
But is it though?
It says (parody) in the name.
This is twitter, because elon lacks reading comprehension, so the rules require parody to be clearly marked.
Musk says he has Asperger's, so that'd be fair if he also wasn't a liar.
...it didn't even register with me until i read this comment. I didn't even realize something was amiss. FML.
Not every racist is a police officer...
... But every police officer is racist!
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Even if it's obvious, it's still important to say
I added that line because they got downvoted, assumed it was because someone thought it was just a statement rather than starting that train of thought
Hashtag notallracists
Yeah, some of them are prosecutors
c/selfawarewolves
The handle. It's a satire account
Whenever I see something like this I feel I must defend my friend who's a cop.
Before being a cop he was a lifeguard at a beach and my bassist.
Baywatch may tell you differently, but being a lifeguard is a seasonal job, and not a career. The next level of being a lifeguard is becoming a cop, so he did, and he has only beaten one black man so far.
...in his first week?
As part of the minimum training.
TIL lifeguards are racist.