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Thalassophobia generator (and drowning simulator).

You're an ex CEO of a Japanese company, but somehow are still pulled in their affair.

Let me sleep for centuries while pure evil kills everyone.

Wake up in a zombie apocalypse and then die after over 100 playtime hours with the same character because of a little mistake losing everything.

A group of drunks fend off dingoes long enough to brew more booze.

Fight for scraps and die. Die 5 more times from getting beat with a rock. Fight for more scraps and get small base. Lose all scrap in base from asshole clan. Beat head against wall in frustration. Oh and die some more and do it all again tomorrow.

rock paper scissors with aliens

Commit crimes but it’s a speedrun.

Edit: no one has it yet

It makes you think about sucking your own dick.

You touch something you shouldn't have, then nobody would ever believe what you've seen, but you keep trying to convince every species in the galaxy.

Geat beat up enough times and you'll become a pensioner

Spikey hair man, a stuffed animal friend, a meow meow best animal friend, a cigarette smoking space uncle, black gun arm man, big boobie bestie, christian pink girl, thieving ninja girl, and emo vampire-esque goth daddy re-enact Armageddon and also fight long white hair man with mommy issues. Also a dirty old man with floating crystals, no legs, and the ability to fly gives you advice.

Some dude slaughters tons of animals and robs historical buildings in order to kill a lizard.

You and a girl are having fun at the fair until a portal opens. You enter the portal for everyone to claim your girl is a queen.

Big chickens, big cats, big squirrels, big whatever the fuck that thing is. Better kill or capture them using my big sword.

you fight water

A rustic family's lives are torn apart by the rise of capitalism driven by the boredom of an immortal.

Boy and his friends fight the dick neighbor kid, who is trying to take over the world with an eldritch horror from space.

Child with jaundice is possessed and kills an entire race. Unless you decide to flirt with them, in which case you get to save said race and also get a new mommy.

Also there's lore or something? I'm not sure since all the puns distracted me.

So there's this dude bro with a dead bunny, right. He's so pissed off about it that he eventually kills God

You are a crawling microchip that possesses animals with cool abilities

A drug-dependant war veteran works for another dose.

Some old nut job sends you to get a briefcase to save your village.