Asklemmy

I just, like, want to like, grow my plants in peace, man.. and like, totally be one with nature on the edge of town, and like..give these really awesome crystals to this cute chick with blue hair who totally, like, picks up the cosmic vibe of them.

Super powerful space ninjas with mommy issues shoot big ass guns.

A man's quest to murder their father turns the whole world upside down.

Shoe stealing simulator

Funny masked people rob the Whitehouse at 15 fps and get kicked or lose connection before you finish.

Drunk man shouts at over grown lizards

Gigantic balls that you shove your nose into.

Also, people who purposefully pretend to drive poorly because their parents don't openly show them affection.

Xenogenocide

A drunk politician ruins a random high school student's life.

Navy SEAL tries to convince the government that mechacuttlefish aren't a conspiracy theory.

A group of teenagers who hate loud music die. Then they eat a bunch of food and meet/become god. Also maybe they become better people or something? IDK, I'm still trying to influence fashion to min/max my stats.

A corporation send you to the most beatiful alien planet and you will put floating concrete platforms everywhere

Your mom dies, your brother runs away so now your dad spends all his time looking for him, and your village gets overtaken by fascists, oh and you're like 12. Somehow it's your job to save the world though.

Rock and stone

Not necessarily my favorite, but I couldn't think of something better:

A girl who orgasms at the thought of battling children, little miss crippling social anxiety, and mister daddy/mommy issues all need your help!

Run around an island with a bunch of talking, bipedal animals.

tradie goes on murderous rampage, breaks into multiple historical buildings trying to find his girlfriend.

Spikey hair man, a stuffed animal friend, a meow meow best animal friend, a cigarette smoking space uncle, black gun arm man, big boobie bestie, christian pink girl, thieving ninja girl, and emo vampire-esque goth daddy re-enact Armageddon and also fight long white hair man with mommy issues. Also a dirty old man with floating crystals, no legs, and the ability to fly gives you advice.

An endless conveyor belt of new recruits get lasered in the face, squeezed by snakes, shocked by electric batons, and mind controlled while trying to save their home from the ayylmaos.

They also frequently have Sears photoshoots taken of their squads to plaster around the game as propaganda.

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Participate in dream therapy and fall asleep and follow a doctor's voice as you have your mind broken over and over by optical illusions until you wake up and then cry irl at the ending speech.

Not the 3rd or 4th time you were a prisoner, but the 2nd.

You and a girl are having fun at the fair until a portal opens. You enter the portal for everyone to claim your girl is a queen.

Some dude slaughters tons of animals and robs historical buildings in order to kill a lizard.