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The government doesn't use SQL (programming.dev)
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According to many comments, the US government DOES use SQL, and Musk is not understanding much what's going on.

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[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 24 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Easy. Just defragment the kernel flux, water root but do not saturate the soil, and then set the virtual tensors to sigWumbo++. If you saturated root then set the tensors to asyncoMumbo-- to account for the extra conductivity. After that refragment the kernel flux because it was happy that way.

[–] jacecomix@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Wumbo++ is by far my favorite development tool

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 7 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Ah, a fellow wombologist!

[–] VubDapple@real.lemmy.fan 2 points 2 weeks ago

It's web-scale!

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