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[–] ThirdConsul@lemmy.ml 34 points 5 days ago (6 children)

Tickets aren't agile, tickets are scrum.

[–] wer2@lemm.ee 4 points 5 days ago (3 children)

If you hate the taste of scrum give SAFe a try! (but really, please don't)

[–] frezik@midwest.social 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I believe that the problem with agile is that it's not enough like waterfall. That's why SAFe is for me.

So glad we dropped that shit.

[–] CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

It doesn't really matter what they call it. Companies that want to be waterfall (or more accurately, whose executives want waterfall style commitments) are going to be waterfall even if they call it Scrum.

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