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[โ€“] Shdwdrgn@mander.xyz 4 points 7 months ago (3 children)

You might want to treat yourself to some better quality paper.

[โ€“] darth_helmet@sh.itjust.works 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Wiping your ass with silk is still significantly more friction than water

[โ€“] ThePantser@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Idk, water split the grand canyon, water sounds dangerous. /s

[โ€“] GBU_28@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago
[โ€“] DudeDudenson@lemmings.world 5 points 7 months ago

I do both, using a bidet just makes sense.

Do you use the shower or do you clean your entire body with paper towels?

[โ€“] Flumpkin@slrpnk.net 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[โ€“] Shdwdrgn@mander.xyz 4 points 7 months ago

Meh, bidets are a lie too. Give yourself an enema, make sure you're clean inside and out!

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