vampire

joined 9 months ago
[–] vampire@lemmy.world -4 points 8 months ago

Listen, I think you that you think that I think that bidets aren't better than wiping. You're wrong. I agree with you. Bidets are better.

My entire point is that normal people don't have shit smeared in their drawers for no good reason.

[–] vampire@lemmy.world 49 points 8 months ago (6 children)

What the hell? This literally never happens to me. You don't need a bidet to not get shit visibly smeared all over your underpants and asshole.

[–] vampire@lemmy.world -2 points 8 months ago

You really nailed the proportional response this time. It's crazy that this started with me criticizing your wording, and now it ends with you saying I need "specialized help" like you have any authority on the matter at all. What can I say? My ability to pick out dishonest, manipulative, snake-like people remains on point.

[–] vampire@lemmy.world -5 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Literally only leftists repond with 5x as much text as whatever you said to them

It's like I'm psychicly DDOSing you

[–] vampire@lemmy.world -4 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Is it really impossible to critisize a leftist even the slightest bit without them flying completely off the handle? I only critisized your wording.

[–] vampire@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago (7 children)

"So your point is..."

Perhaps the single most dishonest way to begin a sentence

[–] vampire@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Everything you read on your computer and outside your home is propaganda.