Somehow I've lived my life without knowing about mullvad or the other private DNS providers. Albeit, all of my other phones have been rooted and could use a modified hosts file.
Had to come back and thank you, and the others that mentioned mullvad. Sitting in a waiting room right now and I'm and to play this stupid euchre game without a stupid 10 second ad after every hand. Such a better experience.
Control/command+shift+i