odigo2020

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[–] odigo2020@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 week ago

It means Rick Deckard won't be coming for you any time soon.

 

He was addressed for success!

[–] odigo2020@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago

It's more used for darker/dirtier dad jokes.

 

"It's a tumeric."

[–] odigo2020@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I'd love to see Franken back on SNL, but then conservatives would likely spin it to link Al's resignation and "controversy" with Walz. Probably not worth it

 

I mentioned that I was a writer.

She asked, "Nom de plume?"

I replied, "Once, but the ink tasted terrible."

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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by odigo2020@lemmy.zip to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
 

That's why I only drink teas that are currant.

[–] odigo2020@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago

Fair enough. Looks like "According to World Bank data, the global fertility rate was 2.4 children per woman in 2019. This rate is approximately half of what it was in 1950 (4.7), and more economically developed countries such as Australia, most of Europe, and South Korea, tend to have lower rates than do less-developed or low-income countries."

https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/total-fertility-rate#:~:text=According%20to%20World%20Bank%20data%2C%20the%20global%20fertility,lower%20rates%20than%20do%20less-developed%20or%20low-income%20countries.

[–] odigo2020@lemmy.zip 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

There's definitely differences in birth rates -- it's where Baby Boomer got the name. Here are the CDC numbers below, but in brief, the birth rate in 1950 across all races was 24.1, while in 2019, it was 11.4, meaning people in 1950 were squirting them out at over twice the rate as those just a few years ago.

https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/hus/2020-2021/brth.pdf

[–] odigo2020@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 months ago

Not missing anything, that's just the current style that gets the most views. It'll eventually change to something different and everyone will adopt that new style for a while.

[–] odigo2020@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 months ago

Yup, Scott Cramer recently did an interesting video that touches on this on his second channel, Scott is Struggling. Pretty cool if you're into that kinda meta game of YouTube.

 

It's his retire-mint plan.

 

Today, I had an arbitration meeting, and when I walked in with a bag full of Big Beef and Cheddars with Horsey sauce, my client fired me!

[–] odigo2020@lemmy.zip 27 points 5 months ago

"Jesus, Sarah, when are you gonna finally box train that thing?"

 

Jam bands!

[–] odigo2020@lemmy.zip 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Which often led to visible confusion, as people could hear John Cena, but not see him.

[–] odigo2020@lemmy.zip 7 points 9 months ago

Brooklyn 99 reference?

[–] odigo2020@lemmy.zip 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

And as soon as you change the channel, the dog will say, "Hey, I was watching that."

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