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Caption this. in c/science_memes@mander.xyz

[–] melissa_limoncella@lemm.ee 9 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah bitch! Magnets!

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A limbo champion walked into a bar. (lemm.ee)

submitted 2 weeks ago by melissa_limoncella@lemm.ee to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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He was immediately disqualified.

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I just bought a brand new belt, and it doesn't fit. (lemm.ee)

submitted 3 weeks ago by melissa_limoncella@lemm.ee to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Huge waist.

I'm going to stop procrastinating tomorrow in c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

[–] melissa_limoncella@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

I'm planning to be spontaneous tomorrow.

What did you do the last time you had a day all to yourself (no work, no chores, no obligations of any kind)? in c/casualconversation@lemm.ee

[–] melissa_limoncella@lemm.ee 4 points 3 weeks ago

I slept in until past noon, spent a few hours laying in bed reading random stuff on my phone, got up and ate something, probably candy, then went back to bed.