ma11ie

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Texas OB-GYNs urge lawmakers to change abortion laws after reports on pregnant women's deaths in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] ma11ie@lemmy.one 14 points 2 weeks ago

Texas Lawmakers: LOL No

Sad and Lonely in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] ma11ie@lemmy.one 25 points 1 month ago (21 children)

OK, but why does Dr. Bunsen Honeydew get the blue text?

Technically Correct in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] ma11ie@lemmy.one 1 points 3 months ago

It’s because of a particular incident. Similar to what happened with the shoe bomber and why you have to take off your shoes. Things like this are why we can’t have nice things. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2006_transatlantic_aircraft_plot

Technically Correct in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
Behold! "Must-Watch TV!" in c/aww@lemmy.world
[–] ma11ie@lemmy.one 3 points 3 months ago

Dr Weird: “NOW give me a belly rub Steve!”

Steve: “Errm I’m not sure that’s a good idea. Remember what happened last time?”

Dr Weird: “But this time will be different, STEVE!”

Steve: Rubs belly. Decapitated by cat claws.

Dr Weird: “FOOL! This is no different at all!”

Steve: Body twitching on the ground

“MY NAME IS…”

TV nerds: what should I watch in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] ma11ie@lemmy.one 20 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Westworld Season 1. Sooo good, just do it.

Yeah if you could give me extra walks today. That'd be great. in c/aww@lemmy.world
[–] ma11ie@lemmy.one 4 points 6 months ago

Dogue

What's the worst spoiler that you've inadvertently given to someone? (Please use spoiler tags.) in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] ma11ie@lemmy.one 2 points 1 year ago

Packers-Seahawks… ugh

What's the worst spoiler that you've inadvertently given to someone? (Please use spoiler tags.) in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] ma11ie@lemmy.one 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I gave away the result of the 2015 NFC championship game to my ex wife who was out of town and planning to watch it recorded later. Still bitter about the game but would gladly ruin it for her again.