TheVelvetGentleman

This is why you never put your hand through the wrist strap of a fire extinguisher. They are non-existent for a reason!

Brother is hurtling towards 90. I wouldn't trust him to lead a drum circle.

I'd microwave them too if my titties looked like that.

I don't care what you say; any car good enough for Columbo is good enough for me.

This guy doesn't get bronze age humor.

The first 4 times I got stung by yellow jackets this year, I can understand. I was encroaching on their territory by walking down a trail. But did they really have to follow me into my truck 40 feet away and continue to sting me inside? Little pricks. Land ownership is theft, wasps!

I'm not sure. I use xmanager for Spotify.

I think I had to update twice, maybe three times in the past four or five years? I've never considered that an issue.

I've been using a hacked Spotify app for years. It takes 5 minutes to set up and I don't have to pay any money to a soulless corporation who will throw a few half pennies to the artists that I enjoy. Oh, and I get to disable the shit ui choices that they try to implement so I get a better experience than a paying customer.

I know somebody that just recently had to buy another drive for their 32TB unraid media server that runs in a DIY clean box in the basement. Is that small or large? I can't imagine myself doing that much crime.

Don't worry, they'll still vote by mail.