Haus

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[–] Haus@kbin.earth 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

A kid in my class put his arm inside a... I don't remember if it was a lion or tiger cage back on the 70s before safety was a thing. Being armless isn't the end, but I bet he regretted that decision.

[–] Haus@kbin.earth 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fried rice is great for when you want to cook 2000 things separately.

[–] Haus@kbin.earth 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They do speak English, but in spoken Kiwi, they convert 75% of their vowels to a short i.

[–] Haus@kbin.earth 20 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I'd advise using an African Swallow.

[–] Haus@kbin.earth 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)