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A real world one: So, where I live, we speak Dutch (well, Flemish, but who cares). A beer (pint) and a kid (kind) are really close to each other in our language.
The best man in his speech - roughly translated: "take (rape) another kid" (neem nog een kind). He ment to say "take another beer" (neem nog een pint), but the nerves got the best of him.
Was a funny moment :)
Killing your ex paid off
i'll miss banging you two
is this the "crazy" one?
This one is great lol
"you're that guy from the porno!" (That was definitely 5 words don't check)
You don't need childporn anymore!
Jesus Christ ~~Reddit~~ Lemmy
Well that's enough r- wait I managed to get off Reddit, I guess that's enough Internet then for today.
The meteor strikes in 5
4
3
Um 7
You are not the father!
The bride gives good head.
They share the same grandmother
When I was getting married an aunt decided she'd give us a family tree thing as a gift. She did some geological research, turns out we were third cousins...so that was fun.
The marriage didn't work out buy only cause she cheated on me with a relative of mine...which would also be a relative of hers? Yes we are from a small town, how'd you know?
Will you marry me, {bridesname}?