"Let me put some pants on..."
this post was submitted on 09 Oct 2023
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Starting with the word 'honestly.' We were already expecting you to be honest, reiterating it only adds suspicion that what follows isn't honest.
"I was actually pretty surprised you'd react that way but..."
anything with the word but in it
I'm sorry that this halibut was good enough for Jehovah
I was just [insert action here].
I'm not sure what I've done wrong but..
I'm sorry you feel that way.
I'm sorry, but
I have made a severe lapse of my judgement and don't expect to be forgiven.
Fire somebody to safe face and take years to realize that you should have apologized.
"I'm sorry but..."
You remember the dress your mom was wearingβ¦
Is it in yet?
If you think you deserve it...
Sorry not sorry for what I said
Fine...
Itβs not me, itβs you
throwing shit at a baby while saying yeet
in an apology video
"Listen, twit: I'm sorry that..."
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