I chose being able to make other people fart or burp. Well on a second thought, that's maybe C tier at best.
B Tier would be able to make people overhear their wakeup alarm. Useless against people with a good inner clock though.
this post was submitted on 01 Oct 2023
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Distraction man. Be able to divert somebody's attention by pointing a finger.
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