this post was submitted on 25 Feb 2025
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[–] LifeLemons@lemmy.ml 4 points 20 hours ago
[–] MellowSnow@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

"So I'm trying to give em the benefit of the doubt haha. But it's just not the right way to do it, hands down"

[–] Toes@ani.social 32 points 1 day ago
[–] Arrkk@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Anyway I'll probably hack together an implementation to see if it actually works like I think it does

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 day ago
[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago
[–] guiguinofake@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago
[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Not a problem. A learning experience...

(Roadcraft Demo is crashing my entire DE. Not a problem. A learning experiance )

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 43 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] brachypelmasmithi@lemm.ee 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

god-tier post, this goes hard

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago

Setting this as my wallpaper

[–] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I feel you man. It feels like every day drains me more than the last

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 points 8 hours ago

This is a mood.

[–] onehundred@lemm.ee 27 points 2 days ago
[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How do you want to handle firewood? Aside from foraging I was thinking about getting a few bundles of store bought

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How do old or disabled people climb to Heaven if you have to go up a ladder?

[–] Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago

"I can't stop laughing at the fact that life is so ridiculously fucked up."

[–] Jojowski@sopuli.xyz 19 points 2 days ago
[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 26 points 2 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 24 points 2 days ago

"I have literally worn one lmao"

I was referring to a maid costume

[–] straightjorkin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My last text message was a sext sent in the name of science(testing the Ai that apple apparently now has reading everyone's texts) so probably I won't do this.

[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 1 points 10 hours ago

pwetty pwease?? 🥺🥺

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

(For context, furspa is a local furry spa gathering)

(Also, yes, those are dildos. Sorry to any mods if it's too lewd. I was on the fence about whether or not that image would be appropriate considering they don't look like dildos. I downloaded it to show a friend how absurdly large they are because I'm kinda tempted to get one of the huge ones, stick it in a corner and see how long it takes for someone to realize that it's a faux penis. Those weren't even the biggest ones on the site.)

[–] themaninblack@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Those are incredible dildos. We’re internet strangers but I am proud of you. We are all better for this post. Cheers.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 20 points 2 days ago

This is the weirdest out of context shit... lol

[–] blackstampede@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago

"It's not programming if there aren't problems"

[–] db2@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sounds like the downloads folder and recycle bin with extra steps.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The bin itself being an extra step to begin with.

Real people Shift+Delete all the things first, regret their choices later.

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 2 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Shift+Delete all the things first, regret their choices later

This tbh, can always go to the downloads window in your browser and redownload it if regretted.

Or press ctrl+r in the terminal and search for the command used to download if got it using curl or something 😂

[–] Retro_unlimited@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Nice try, you can’t finger print me that easily.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

But are you easy to finger?

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago
[–] Pencilnoob@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

They are both my creepy weakness and my allies who eat worse things

[–] Majorllama@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

I was literally just talking to a buddy about dream tracks we wanted to drive. That's a photo and the link the website for the Japanese club that owns that private track.

It looks like so much fun to drive.

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca -1 points 1 day ago

Send me a pic of your spread open tight pussy!! ... (after a slight delay)

In a paraphrase of Rage against the Machine. Fuck you, and do what I tell you.

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

“We're at the bottom of canyon by the slow zone sign“