Doctor Zhivago. And when they inevitably fall asleep. Iβm jacking that Ufo.
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Obviously the greatest documentary ever committed to film: The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension.
Napoleon dynamite pretty much sums it up. I intensely dislike the film but it's pretty indicative of the human condition.
The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951) - Literally telling aliens that we will fuck shit up.
Stalker (1979) - You can leave your garbage and we'll think it's treasure.
Dude, Where's My Car? (2000) - Humanity is really just a bunch of idiots, stumbling through everything.
Letting them know what mankind is all about seems like a terrible idea. We're jerks.
District 9
Hellraiser II
shrek 2
Full Metal Jacket.
gremlins 2
Double Feature: Ender's Game (2013) and Starship Troopers (1997) - then we serve them a sumptuous shellfish tower to discuss their surrender over dinner.
Ender's Game was such a pile of shit (FYI, I love the book) even the anti-grav tag sequence couldn't absolve it. Swap it for District 9 and you're closer to the target - especially with the fookin' prawn dish.
Wall-E. Sums it up pretty well
βThe Final Memberβ
Itβs a documentary about the worlds first penis museum in Iceland trying to finally secure a human specimen
Half Baked
Fun fact: I have watched none of the movies listed here in the comments
Shawshank Redemption
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb.
SalΓ².
Earth Girls Are Easy
Requiem for a dream
The House of Spirits or Melancholia
They Shall Not Grow Old (2018) by Peter Jackson.
Samsara
Rocco's Animal Trainer #3.
End of ze world.
Either point break or bad boys 2.
A youtube compliation of high tension powerlines exploding.