I have a tray of cookies for the post with the most pedantic, convoluted, chopped-to-shit neo-bro-loshophies or metaphors, that provides the most comedic effect. (Edit) Bonus points if it contains the trolley problem or some variation therein
this post was submitted on 22 Nov 2024
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So voting for the worm is supporting genocide. Not voting means that the cake will be chosen by default but you feel better due to a logical fallacy. The cake is a lie. That cake is actually genocide but with the additional benefit of acceleration of the downfall of society and the adoption of fascism.
Would you risk your life to save your fellow worm, even if that worm is a pair of wolves inside a bear?
No, because the worm is supporting genocide, and you're committed to your moral superiority.
The forest was truly missed for the trees on this day.
I need an ibuprofen...
Me too
You put the goat in the boat, huck the cabbage at the bear/wolf/worm, grab a slice of man cake, and cross the river
Then the man cake stings the boat and when you ask why he says, "Because it's in my nature."
And the name of that boat? Albert Einstein.
if you love the worm, it pulls the trolley handle
Which will rebuild the ship of Theseus from scratch
Now the worm has two ships but they can choose to double it and give it to the next person.
Or they can teach that person how to build ships for life.
And each time they are done, they must roll the ship up a hill.
Literally just heard this meme in song form the other day
And the answer is, of course, pancakes.