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[–] Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 10 points 23 hours ago

The Skateboard was invented by "Gustav zu Skate" in 1965 in West-Berlin and was called "Lustigkeitsrollbrett" then shortened to Skatebrett and in English Skateboard πŸ₯Έ

[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 64 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Before Avril, we called it rollerboarding. The boards were considerably larger and you would propel yourself along with a long pole, like a gondola. Only the wealthy could afford true rollerboards, however, we would make our own with scrap wood. I had one that was a modified old door that I had attached bicycle wheels to the sides of. That board would FLY down hills but you needed the whole neighborhood to pull the damn thing back up again.

[–] Donebrach@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Man I wonder how much wrote human history is just people trolling.

[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago

This is a primary source, baby! That’s gonna be gold in 120 years!

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

there should be a /c/shittybackinmyday

[–] Backlog3231@reddthat.com 10 points 1 day ago

Be the change you want to see in the world

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 138 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Don't believe everything you read on the Internet, that's how World War I got started.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That reminds me of my favorite quote from the author of Eat, Pray, Love:

And yet, it's good advice.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 56 points 2 days ago

True, Archduke did a sick run at the Sarajevo Skatepark, everyone cheered but the Serbs didn't liked being owned like that. Thus WW 1 started.

[–] dragontamer@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago

Abe Lincoln famously warned us about how people make up shit on the Internet.

On the other hand you don't want to dismiss everything you read on the Internet. That's how World War II got started.

[–] PetteriPano@lemmy.world 93 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Akshually, skateboarding was invented by a certain Marty McFly in 1955.

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I remember seeing historical record film about this that was recorded on an magnetic tape medium.

[–] wildcardology@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

His name was actually Calvin Klein.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 4 points 1 day ago

You have it wrong, it was Calvin Marty Klein.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Except Avril Lavigne hasn't been Avril Lavigne ever since the switch. If you're going to spread lies, at least use a real person maybe?

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 17 points 1 day ago

On a non-shitpost noteI'm amazed how things turn out sometimes:

The creator of the blog that originated the Avril EstΓ‘ Morta conspiracy has apologized and changed the whole blog post to state that Avril has not died yet, and that the blog was a way of showing how conspiracy theories may seem true.

I'm almost sure it was about the same way we got flat earth and sovereignty of citizens

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

But everyone knows Avril Lavigne died in 2003, and Avril Lavigne did invent skateboarding in 2002. He's not spreading lies, he's exaggerating the truth.

The truth being, of course, there is no spoon.

[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Skateboarding is male dominated because women learn falling as you age isn't fun faster than men.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Don't tell that to the roller derby teams

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Those are a special breed of women.

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I watched a French series a while ago. I think it was called Derby Girls. I ended up watching the 3 seasons 3 times in a row.

[–] Bacano@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I've never seen so many women at the skatepark. On quads, inline, and skateboards whatever. Ik its a shit post but I really like skating and I like how inclusive it tends to be these days.

Women on street league are doing tricks never been done before by women, always pushing the envelope. When I was growing up, my one skater friend was one of like 3 girls compromising the entire scene. Now you can catch 3 at the parks on any given day.

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

It's complicated...

[–] buzz86us@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

It was invented in 1955 by Calvin Klein

[–] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 18 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I do hate this stuff because there are so many things that just don't know things and get their information from searches that then might then use this.

[–] dragontamer@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

There is more that meets the eye,

Can I make it more obvious?

This is how the story ends...

[–] wildcardology@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Around 52 percent of Americans will fall for this.

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[–] dragontamer@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Well it wasn't good enough for her.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 18 points 2 days ago

She literally said "see ya later, boys."

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Isn't Avril Lavigne the singer who was replaced with a clone?

/s

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That was Michael Jackson but they made a mistake....he was African American and they forgot the African part with the clone.... sorry Michael! I had to. I just had to!

[–] loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

7 out of 572 doctors disagree.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Growing up in the 60's I had a skateboard called a monster with a picture of a monster on the top. It had metal skate wheels on it. My uncle said they used to make something like that in the 40's by nailing a skate onto a board, though it sounded more like a scooter since they usually added a handle to the front.

[–] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

It had metal skate wheels on it. My uncle said they used to make something like that in the 40’s by nailing a skate onto a board, though it sounded more like a scooter since they usually added a handle to the front.

As seen in the documentary Back to the Future

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wait skating is male dominated? I’m an old now, but that wasn’t the case in my town when I was a fellow kid.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Not many people scare anymore. Cars or walk (mainly car). At my school of 1,500 there's maybe 3 bikes.
Nobody rides anything to go anywhere it's just for fun now around the neighborhood.

[–] Backlog3231@reddthat.com 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You must live somewhere completely addicted to cars. It isn't like that here, or in most of the world.

Makes me want to watch those girls in the 70s on banana boards....

https://youtu.be/GNJO2l0sTFo

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