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[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I feel badly for the lots of men that believe their life is to please women.

~this~ ~group~ ~includes~ ~me~

[–] ntma@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I don't give a damn if the hooker orgasms or not. I just want to bust a nut and dance with the hooker dressed up to look like my mom.

[–] 33550336@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

As a femdom fan, I fully support this idea

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 week ago (14 children)

Sometimes you just want the fucking to end but he won't give up.

[–] deaf_fish@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Tell him it's not going to happen. It's okay if it doesn't. The important part is he tried.

[–] apostrofail@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

I keep a box of “You Tried!” stickers in my nightstand for this very reason

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[–] pyre@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] HyonoKo@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I am of the opinion that orgasming is one‘s responsibility. One orgasms with their partners. I see sex as a kind of shared masturbation.

[–] udon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

That is a romantic way to say it

[–] CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

I always think of Kramer saying he faked orgasms, LOL. 🤣

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