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For me, it may be that the toilet paper roll needs to have the open end away from the wall. I don't want to reach under the roll to take a piece! That's ludicrous!

That or my recent addiction to correcting people when they use "less" when they should use "fewer"

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[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

Dampening

And

Damping

One is literally making things wet.

One is reducing movement or oscillations in something.

And so many people get it wrong, then right, then wrong in the same damn paragraph. My god.

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 1 points 3 months ago (2 children)

✅ “What it looks like”

✅ “How it looks”

🚫 “How it looks like”

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[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 1 points 3 months ago

I will always choose to read stupidly spelled product or brand names exactly as written.

[–] QuarterSwede@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Anyway not anyways. I don’t care what the dictionary says. Anyways sounds backwoods, plural, and the “s” is pointless.

[–] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

When saying "Next" in reference to a time "Next" means the soonest occurrence of that. Don't skip one. If today is friday and I say "Next Saturday", that is tomorrow, not 8 days from now.

[–] Glitch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago

Over cooking beef is sad, I'll make a medium or well steak if you ask me, but it hurts to do so

[–] Mandy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

Everyone just accepted that company's changed wording from customer to consumer

And.it very much bothers me to this day that noone cares about the implication

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (2 children)

People who only work with money are not doing work. They're leeches.

[–] Stubb@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 months ago

Cashiers in shambles

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[–] trijste@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If you’ve ever had a cat sit in front of a toilet paper roll and spin it, you will appreciate having the open end toward the wall so it doesn't fully unravel

[–] simple@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

Nuts only make sense in something that's already hard, like a cookie. It complements it by going from something hard-ish to another hard-ish texture.

Nuts in cake DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. I hate having to chew something smooth and spongy and suddenly - CRONCH. It's repulsive. 99% of the time it also tastes worse than the cake itself. If you actually want to put nuts on your damn cake, put it on the top so I can slide it off and eat it separately. Thank you.

[–] Mobiuthuselah@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

Toilet paper over the top

[–] jg1i@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago
  • Syllabuses, not syllabi
  • Matrixes, not matrices
  • Indexes, not indices
  • Cactuses, not cacti

Standardize plurals!

[–] Onionguy@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

The toilet paper roll has to be placed so the tear off sheet faces the shitting person, and not the wall.

[–] nick@midwest.social 1 points 3 months ago

It’s concrete, not cement. (Sidewalks for example, or foundations of buildings, etc)

Cement is an ingredient in concrete.

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

CEREAL FIRST, THEN MILK!!! COLD MILK! I DON'T CARE HOW YOUR MOM USED TO FIX IT, THIS IS THE ONLY CORRECT WAY!!!

[–] distantsounds@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago
[–] LunarLoony@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 months ago

The paperclip character from Microsoft Office is called Clippit, not Clippy.

[–] traches@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

I’ve always wanted to write a bot that replies to comments that say „I have no words” with a list of random words

[–] medgremlin@midwest.social 1 points 3 months ago

The medical symbol of the staff with the snake is only supposed to have 1 (one) snake on it. A staff with 1 snake is the Rod of Asclepius (the son of Apollo and Greek demigod of medicine), a staff with 2 snakes is a Caduceus which is carried by Hermes as a messenger or herald.

Physicians get 1 snake. Couriers and heralds get 2 snakes. Any medical professional or organization that uses 2 snakes is wrong and needs to go study the humanities and classics for a bit.

[–] DirkMcCallahan@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (9 children)

The word "literally" has been forever ruined by people who use it to mean "figuratively." Worse, there is now literally no way to actually convey the original meaning of the word "literally" in a concise, clear way.

You have to say something like, "A is literally 10 times bigger than B...and I mean that ACTUALLY literally." And then people will STILL assume that you're speaking figuratively.

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[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 1 points 3 months ago

Canon is important to science fiction and comic book adaptations because the rules of those universes operate so wildly different from our own that it is important to put more work in keeping things consistent.

[–] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (4 children)

"white chocolate" doesn't exist. It's just sugar and a little bit of cocoa butter. It's edible wax. It's not chocolate and it doesn't belong in any assortment of sweets, ever. Cocoa butter is skin moisturizer and that's it.

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[–] cmoney@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

It's a water heater, not a hot water heater, why would anyone want to heat water that's already hot?

[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Things happen by accident or on purpose. No one over the age of 3 should be using "on accident".

I’ve noticed this is a uniquely American habit.

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[–] squid_slime@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Games with kernel level anti-cheat.

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The seventh planet from the sun should be called Caelus not Uranus. All the other planets get named after the Roman equivalent of their respective god, why should that one get special treatment just so people can make puerile jokes.

EDIT: spelling

[–] Brocon@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Black and White Checkered Vans High Tops are not good shoes.

[–] Alph4d0g@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 months ago

The way too common misuse of the personal pronoun in the objective case. There are legitimate grammatical uses for "me" and the objective case is one of them. Learn it, kids.

[–] monsterpiece42@reddthat.com 1 points 3 months ago

I live in a high altitude area. It gets very hot. People will say that it's because we're "closer to the sun" as if the ~6000ft/~1800m difference is what matters vs the 93,000,000mi/150,000,000km distance to the sun is affected by something so small.

The difference is the lack of atmosphere to soften the various types of light from the sun.

[–] Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

its "I could not care less" and not "I could care less". This one drives me nuts

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 1 points 3 months ago

Businesses keeping bankers hours, especially banks, should stop immediately. How could it possibly be a good idea to only be open during the main times that no one has free time to run errands? Why do I have to use PTO to go to the mechanic, or the doctor? Why can't these places, which require you to visit them in person, be open during the days and hours during the week that people actually have time to visit them in person?

[–] sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 months ago

envy and jealousy are supposed to have different meanings, but idiots always use jealous when they mean envious. Annoys the fuck out of me.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Stick to the side of the path your country drives on or at least move to that side if someones comming the otherway. I don't get how this isn't common knowledge but it also doesn't matter all that much.

[–] Eiri@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

It's pronounced niche, not niche, damn it.

[–] renrenPDX@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago
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