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[–] mipadaitu@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A little irresponsible leaving it unguarded with the iris open.

[–] ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Name one system lord that would have any use for Ohio....

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

JD Vance does wear a suspicious amount of eyeliner….

[–] LordGimp@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

Fuck me how did I never even consider the guy who fucks couches might be a tape worm driving a people suit. Did RFK Jr know too much? Did the worms really eat his brain??

[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

Casualties are to be expected.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 5 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

It's been active and open for decades, but no one has ever arrived through it.
Cause it leads to just outside Ashland, Ohio off of I-71.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Ohio, a state so miserable even the Goa'uld aren't interested.

[–] xwolpertinger@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Ugh don't you hate it when an active connection blocks the use of the stargate network for everyone.

Truly a 90s moment.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

The possum Homeworld

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

It looks like it's missing the symbols. Probably out of service.

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Bury that shit, have you learned nothin? There isn't even a console, meaning people can can dial in and we can't dial out.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (12 children)

It's ok, it's in Ohio. They can barely read English, let alone Ancient.

Edit: You downvoters don't understand. I'm in Indiana so I'm allowed to say that. I don't make the rules, I just obey them.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I’d be pissed if I understood what you were saying

[–] Zess@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Ashland is really snooty so they probably can read.

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

You want Goa'uld? This is how you get Goa'uld.

[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Prove to me we already don't. Have you seen the news!

Aw dang. You got a point...

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[–] slingstone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Now all we need is a DHD, a MALP, and a power source, and we're in business.

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

And a Sgt Harriman for good measure.

[–] hotelbravo722@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

Good, now get me off this planet.

[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Fake fan, the Chevrons are in the wrong place, should be one at the top.

[–] weker01@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

It can be rotated, no? Doesn't seem to be in a working state right now.

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Works fine horizontally as we saw in Area 51, this one just isn’t mounted to a ramp. The real question is where’s the DHD

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You can dial manually as long as you bring your own power source.

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And your own Walter, he kept all those SG teams alive

[–] tron@midwest.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

Nobody I'd trust more to open the Iris!

[–] M137@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

"Moooom, I want a real stargate!"

"We have a stargate at home":

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Theres a Tollan Stargate in Perth:

[–] sparky@lemmy.federate.cc 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That’s cool, any details or link to share?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

It's classified.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 1 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Pretty useless without the DHD. Must be meant as a one way dumping gate to send people to Ohio.

[–] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Found the DHD, covered by some shrubs.

1000015415

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[–] Cort@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Just don't mention it on the conservative communities, otherwise it'll be the next conspiracy theory on sneaking voters into a swing state.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

TO Ohio? No, that can't be right. Who would design a transportation method of that technical marvel, and choose OHIO as it's destination?

[–] quink@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

But are we sure that's a Einstein–Rosen bridge portal device that allows for near-instantaneous teleportation across both interstellar and extragalactic distances?

Its location doesn't look instantaneously like a place in or even around Vancouver, BC.

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[–] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Always has been.

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