What do you call a deer with no eyes?
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No idea! (Eye deer)
What about a dead deer with no eyes?
Still no eye deer
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Two fish swim into a wall.
One turns to the other and yells "Dam!"
What do you call a deer with one eye?
Buick?
Deerclops?
No eye deer!
Oof. Haha
Call him any way you want, he can still hear you.
My kid listens to Yoto Daily too.