Because I'm fat and ugly. I don't want to see it and trust me you don't want to see it either.
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You might be surprised.
Trojan soldiers said the same thing about a big wooden horse outside their walls.
It's all about attitude.
I got a belly and I get a lot of positive attention when I rock a crop top.
It's it from other men applauding you?
Men, women and everyone in between.
Also, crop tops kick ass in the summer. Breezy...
i used to feel like that until i discovered the chub and bear crowds.
now i show off my hairy moobs; my low hanging belly; and my back boobs every chance i get when the sun is out.
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The middle one (at least) is from Sleepaway Camp. Terrifying ending.
Because eww, I don’t want to
All those pockets too small to carry a phone.
I remember something about them being hunted to extinction
Do you find a beer gut sexy? How about Dad Bod?
I'm still traumatized by spandex being a thing when I was in primary school.
Gym was .... embarrassing.
I'm from the 80's and nobody wants to see someone my age dressed like that.
I have also traveled here from the 80's and I'm here to tell you one thing:
That sounds like their fucking problem. If that's all that is stopping you then you get your tiny gym shorts and crop top, friend.
Ugh true :(
Exercise
My fragile masculinity 😔
I work IT in a construction yard and dont like the oil and slurry shit getting on my thighs when I have to fix the internet in the wash bay. Weekends are fair game but I'm a twink not a hunk so the pull off is different.
What exactly do you do on the job? I'm more curious than anything. Doing fiber/Ethernet runs?
This is a special case cause no one listens to me and I document that not listening. But the fuel island terminal needs a wired connection, wireless solutions do not play well. So my company ignores me and buys wireless connectors. They go down. Instead of trenching and running a cable like I tell them, they've bought hundreds of feet of Ethernet and every time a truck runs over the Ethernet cable to the fuel island I run out there and make a new one to run. It happens once a week.
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I dress like this in the summer as a nonbinary person
Were any women involved in this? Seems like the industry was full of older white men making all of the decisions back then.
Girl, step into any sports themed gay bar. We are still dressing like this.
Aside from my slab o'flab making people wish my top had not been cropped, those daddy dukes look like junk-crunchers.
I'm not old enough =(
I don't want to look at my disgusting flesh-body and I'd rather nobody else saw it either. Rebuild me shiny and chrome, then we'll talk about showing off.
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Understanding dryer settings.
We live in a society.
I like vaginas and having the opportunity to see one every now and then.
They will be moist for you.
Lotta people here have some body dismorphia
It does seem like short shorts are coming back.
Bring back the treasure trail!
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My wife.
Your wife is the opposite of mine. She's always trying to get me to wear tighter, skimpier clothing. I'm a product of the 90s; I like my oversized t-shirts and baggy jeans, okay?
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The shape of my body.
We grew up watching those dudes get butchered in increasingly-grotesque ways by a diverse conglomeration of psychotic murderers and animals, both natural and supernatural.
I'm good with my plain black t-shirt that's long enough to serve as a dress because I'm fat and need uberlength shirts to make it over the curvature of my Moo Deng pregnancy and still have enough fabric left over to not leave me looking like I'm wearing a cummerbund made from pale hairy human skin.
Fat guy dress > being split vertically, starting at the willy, by an industrial saw because I unknowingly spent a summer afternoon in a swimming hole that once hosted a cruel gang of teenagers who pretended to befriend a lonely man with a deformity and subsequently caused him to drown in it by shoving him off the rocks into the water even though they knew he couldn't swim.
Wow, there’s a lot to unpack there. Cheers mate.
Sheer sex appeal
High fructose corn syrup
I just realized that the examples in the meme leave out an important part of the ensemble: calf-high white tube socks with multicolor bands at the top.
If you're gonna rock it, rock it all the way.
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I don't want to show anyone up
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