Such a huge difference in cleanliness when using these.
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Everytime I travel I wonder how the godless savages live like this
A lot of middle eastern countries have these at hotels.
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Sorry. You are all primitive peoples if not using a toto.
i mean if your bidet doesn’t even have wifi what are you doing with your life
Mine auto-tweets which number and the health profile of what I did and even switches between accounts based upon who is using it. Biometric scanning and mass data collection is used to match you with the correct account. If you don't have one, it registers new users without an account. Obviously filters out those under 13 as they don't meet the terms of service.
When you flush it also plays a recording of a random tweet from our Lord and Savior Elon's account in his voice.
Edit: Can't wait for my Cyber Truck to arrive so I can connect it and activate the feature where it honks my truck's horn every time I flush.
If he's coming through with these....
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=ds81B9Fd7HE
homeboy's gonna like.... get it 😉
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Three seashells and a poop knife was good enough for my pappy and my grandpappy and his pappy before him, and it’s damn well good enough for me & my sons.
I wish I could upvote this twice.
Wouldn't recommend. I bought a Kärcher brand one some time ago, it had too much pressure. Got my butt cleaned to the bone though.
Extra pressure seems to have done wonders for Wim Hof.
My bidet BLASTS my bits and I love it. I’m ALWAYS bits-clean.
I come for the clean bum. I stay for the surprise enema.
You need to use the valve to adjust the pressure. They're also not all the same.
There are pressure and temperature regulators you’re supposed to attach with them so that you can have control over both
Edit in case you’re interested, it’s called a bidet mixing valve, and you can control temp and pressure with a single accessory which you attach to your existing plumbing. The controls for the adjustments are kept outside of the wall and look like any regular shower control for temp. They sell them in any number of stylings and finishes
I like a diesel-fired Hotsy, myself.
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I grew up in a Muslim country and I hate these. They are always either too strong or too weak. And they somehow always leak (no idea why).
Wet wipes ftw.
Just remember that there is no such thing as a flushable wet wipe. Even the ones that say they are.
Exactly, that's what the little bin next to the toilet is for.
To collect your wet, smelly, non-degradable rags? No thanks, I'll keep the bidet.
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All I hear is skill issue
I think this can work as well...
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When people think a bidet is stupid, I always ask: If you had poop on your arm, would you clean it with water or just wipe it with a dry towel and call it a day?
Not to mention it's less irritating for ur bum
lick it off like a cat
If only
Hey, that's mine. You can't have it.
🥺👉👈
Loudermilk had an episode on this.
This is a trap, literally none of you want to hear why bidets are disgusting and I will not be dragged into this again.
Fuck bidets and everyone who recommends them.
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You still have to wipe though, right? Using just water to clean it off your arm would still leave a stain. You have to make contact to rub away what remains somehow.
I've used a few bidets and while it was fun and they did an ok job there was no soap involved and I still had to wipe. I don't hate them, they make some sense, but a bidet is not magic.
I’ve used a bidet for a decade and the only reason I have to wipe is to dry off
Only if you have a solid one. If your poo is sticky it leaves a smear and even high pressure water won't shift, and that's when you need a wipe.
This has never happened to me across a wide variety of shits
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No. If you are using a decent bidet and using it correctly, you do not need to wipe. At most you'll need to dab dry, but some models have blow driers so this isn't necessary. The water is the friction you need unless your bidet has weak pressure or the stream is too dispersed.
Soap would always be better, but water alone is vastly superior and a complete replacement for wiping so long as something isn't wrong with the setup.
There are people who always have super solid movements that don't leave a trail. Many of us have a variety of textures that smear as they exit. A bidet removes the majority of it but never all, and wiping reveals what is left behind.
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I highly recommend the rinseworks bidet. It is designed much better than the one from the pic. You don't have to shove your entire hand in the toilet to use it. https://rinseworks.com/
Shat as far as what now?
Yes, and if you don't have this, use one of these
Until it gets banned because obviously we love to keep le poop on our bums, hob hon hon.
Until it gets banned because obviously we love to keep le poop on our bums, hob hon hon.
I know Europe loves to shit all over the US on this topic.
Unless I'm sick, well over 95% of my poops take place immediately before I shower. I don't really see how this is any different.
So basically everytime you take a poop you have to shower..
You mean to tell me that you rather wash your whole body every single day once or twice wether it's summer or winter wether you left the house to do any activity or stayed at home all of this commitment just so you don't give in and use a bidet. God Americans y'all are so special.
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