Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to !unclejokes@lemmy.world
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submitted 1 year ago by Arsenal4ever@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Admittedly, it takes some time

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[–] NotGeorge@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can make objects levitate, but it only works on birds.

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

I've made grass grow just by focusing on it.

[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 2 points 1 year ago

I mean technically speaking, all eyes emit black body radiation, so we all have very underdeveloped laser eyes

[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't get it :(

[–] Sparkega@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

The ice couldn't handle how hot he was.

The ice melts on its own. Staring while it melts is inconsequential but makes it a dad joke.