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I mean realistically

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[โ€“] lath@lemmy.world 81 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Realistically, i'd go to city hall and hand in my death certificate. They'll take it in because they're not being paid enough to care. Then i'd be legally dead. Afterwards i'd go into the mountains and probably die because i don't know how to live in the mountains, but it sounded nice in my mind.

[โ€“] nodsocket@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

"I'm dead now. Here's my death certificate."

glances up from desk and takes paper

"mm, ok."

[โ€“] thisfro@slrpnk.net 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

But how would you get a death certificate? Where I live, only doctors can sign them/hand them out

[โ€“] DaGeek247@kbin.social 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Forge it. Governments mostly take paperwork in good faith, and only question it beyond surface level if they are given a reason to.

[โ€“] thisfro@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] HurlingDurling@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

Step 1. Go to medical school

[โ€“] lath@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Realistically? Either bribe a doc or make a fake one.