Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 1 year ago by Brickhead92@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Because the P is silent.

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[–] GeneParmesan@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Because they’re dead

[–] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Nice!

I like this because it turns it into an anti-joke. Plus it's good to have a backup punchline if they get it right.