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Vince McMahon?
The rapist Donald Trump's very close friend Vince McMahon?
The rapist Donald Trump who was also a very close friend of Jeffery Epstein's?
The rapist Donald Trump who is also a very close friend of Jim Jordan?
The rapist Donald Trump who is also a very close friend of Matt Gaetz?
You don't think there might be some sort of pattern, do you? I can't quite tell myself, but I'm thinking maybe?
You should have started with:
Vince McMahon?
Vince McMahon the rapist?
Wasn't aware of that, but I'm not shocked.
He tried to force Rita Chatter ton to give him a bj but she refused and he raped her in his limo. Mario Mancini corroborated the events.
He also appears to have forced a paralegal into a threesome a few years ago and shit on her...
Shit apples Squiddy
I usually shit poop or farts. Sometimes both. I've yet to shit apples, but I'm intrigued by your directive. Any advice or procedures you can offer?
Swallow whole apples
I tried, failed, and my disappointment is immeasurable.
I think he means something along the lines of "The apple doesn't fall far from the tree and the shit rolls downhill" or something?
Shit apples
LOL. I need to watch more of that show
It's worth the watch just for the Rickyisms
"I fuckin towed a so!"
Any scene with Robb Wells and John Dunsworth playing off each other is usually gold too
Nah, it's shit-apples and shit-trees. I was just using pedantry as an excuse to make poop jokes.
Side note: the principal where I used to work would say "spotted dogs have spotted puppies," about the kids who didn't stand a chance to avoid a bad situation at school because they were raised by shitty parents.
I also once witnessed him telling a parent, "yes, I know your child is the most special kid at our school and that you're a very special parent, which is why you feel you should be prioritized and why it's okay for you to be rude. But I just need you to remember that I have all of these other special parents *sweeping arm gesture* whose kids are also the most special child at our school. So instead of endangering the other special kids, you're just going to have to be a little bit patient like the wonderful special parent I know you can be." Fucking epic.
Wow. He deserves a medal.
Coincidence, how could you think that? All of these men have been targeted by the lunatic left. There’s nothing to see here. /s