"Plus, that money should be going to the church, or in this case your therapy sessions with us so you can become 'clear.' Don't you want to give us $300,000 so we can tell you your soul is an alien and Xenu is trying to eat it or enslave it or something?"

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I thought Scientology was all about the therapy and working towards becoming clear.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

Nah it's all a scam, it costs about $130,000 to become clear, and then another $30,000 ish to become level "OTIII," Then another $130,000 to become OTVIII which is the highest current level, just to learn that South Park's Scientology episode was actually accurate to what these people actually believe.