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[โ€“] Ransack3@lemmy.world 43 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yep, seen this one before, by the standards outlined it means that:

Lava is poisonous and Bears are venomous.

[โ€“] Jax@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 months ago

Hmm, I was going to say there's a chance you survive biting lava - but technically there's also a chance you survive biting something poisonous.

So yeah, flawless logic. The most poisonous and venemous things happen to be the pure unbridled power of the earth and 900lbs of muscle and hungry.